Very Bad Poetry

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It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Darkheart Labine

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Darkheart has published 3 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Darkheart's entry named Deletists, but we straightened up when Darkheart delivered a new low in poetry with The Man who Stinks, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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Deletists

Submitted May 6th 2008, 17:54

The Man who Stinks

Submitted May 6th 2008, 17:52

Weddings, Halls, & Malls

Submitted May 6th 2008, 17:50