Very Bad Poetry

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Poet Anthology

Cap'n Hickman

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Cap'n has published 3 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Cap'n's entry named Wanna Play?, but we straightened up when Cap'n delivered a new low in poetry with Boo!!!!, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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Wanna Play?

Submitted Oct 7th 2009, 16:37

Boo!!!!

Submitted Oct 2nd 2009, 15:23

Bad ESN

Submitted Oct 2nd 2009, 15:19