Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Cowman ooga

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Cowman has published 11 works. WTF remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa ooga led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Listen.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

WTF

Submitted Apr 6th 2010, 17:35

Fuck you

Submitted Apr 6th 2010, 17:34

MY ASS

Submitted Apr 6th 2010, 17:33

Listen

Submitted Dec 23rd 2009, 13:15

Cows are not your friends

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 05:37

XD laughing man

Submitted Dec 16th 2009, 21:18

the man

Submitted Dec 16th 2009, 21:18

?

Submitted Dec 16th 2009, 21:08

I love meat

Submitted Dec 16th 2009, 20:22

The day I ....

Submitted Dec 16th 2009, 20:20

Day and Night

Submitted Dec 16th 2009, 20:16