Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Norma Con

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Norma has published 10 works. The glasgow ice cream wars remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Con led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Father's day.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

The glasgow ice cream wars

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 13:47

Something phallic

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 13:45

A poem!

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 13:24

Father's day

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 13:17

Schrodinger's sex panther

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 12:57

A quantum leap is really rather small

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 12:53

The Con man

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 12:46

The poem of truth

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 11:11

My first period

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 10:59

Jewface

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 10:51