Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Forrest Ellsworth

A Short History

Since joining on 3/11/09, Forrest has published 4 works. Stud remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Ellsworth led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Chicken @#$!.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Stud

Submitted Nov 9th 2009, 10:53

Lampshade

Submitted Nov 3rd 2009, 10:42

Babies

Submitted Nov 3rd 2009, 10:41

Chicken @#$!

Submitted Nov 3rd 2009, 10:39