Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




Poet Anthology

Chi Zhang

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Chi has published 9 works. What are u doing? remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Zhang led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Golden Apple.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

What are u doing?

Submitted Nov 8th 2007, 22:40

Utter Crapitude

Submitted Nov 8th 2007, 22:40

Succinct

Submitted Nov 6th 2007, 22:05

Golden Apple

Submitted Nov 6th 2007, 21:54

Asian Fail

Submitted Nov 6th 2007, 21:53

Procrastination Incapacitation

Submitted Nov 6th 2007, 21:40

Tha Sheit Poem

Submitted Nov 6th 2007, 21:34

Conventional Polarity of Diarrhea and Constipation

Submitted Nov 6th 2007, 21:32

Lollercaust

Submitted Nov 6th 2007, 21:23