Very Bad Poetry

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Mark Avery

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Mark has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Mark's entry named Ode to kitchenware, but we straightened up when Mark delivered a new low in poetry with Prayer to the Wind., a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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Ode to kitchenware

Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 19:33

Prayer to the Wind.

Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 19:25