Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




Poet Anthology

Briggs May

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Briggs has published 7 works. Butterfly Haiku remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa May led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Soldier Haiku.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Butterfly Haiku

Submitted Dec 3rd 2007, 20:47

Police Haiku Pt. 2

Submitted Dec 3rd 2007, 20:44

Police Haiku

Submitted Dec 3rd 2007, 20:38

Soldier Haiku

Submitted Dec 3rd 2007, 20:36

Food Service Haiku

Submitted Dec 3rd 2007, 20:30

Conspiracy Haiku

Submitted Dec 3rd 2007, 20:26

Reefer Haiku

Submitted Dec 3rd 2007, 20:23