Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Connecticut West

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Connecticut has published 7 works. an actual question for the very bad poetry staff remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa West led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading The Prophet Elijah.

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an actual question for the very bad poetry staff

Submitted Oct 29th 2010, 15:18

Joner

Submitted Oct 1st 2010, 08:09

He Protesteth

Submitted Oct 1st 2010, 08:02

The Prophet Elijah

Submitted Mar 29th 2010, 19:36

oh hah hah, "halloween"

Submitted Oct 31st 2009, 18:41

what happened humanely

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 18:26

Method of Construction No.1

Submitted Dec 14th 2008, 16:02