Very Bad Poetry

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Poet Anthology

talula balula

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, talula has published 11 works. wait a ruddy minute remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa balula led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading To my fellow poets I write, Im seeing L Cohen tonight!.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

wait a ruddy minute

Submitted Nov 26th 2008, 22:13

Gentleman, A Female Exhales

Submitted Nov 26th 2008, 21:41

Incantation no 1

Submitted Nov 26th 2008, 21:07

To my fellow poets I write, Im seeing L Cohen tonight!

Submitted Nov 13th 2008, 09:51

In your pants

Submitted Nov 13th 2008, 07:07

You think your parents suck?

Submitted Nov 13th 2008, 06:34

you think your parents suck?

Submitted Nov 12th 2008, 17:41

Why

Submitted Nov 12th 2008, 17:29

Clarissa

Submitted Nov 12th 2008, 17:27

what's the point of a small freezer

Submitted Nov 12th 2008, 17:14

love and misunderstanding

Submitted Nov 12th 2008, 17:09