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Erik Berard

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Erik has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Erik's entry named Banana Surplus, but we straightened up when Erik delivered a new low in poetry with Innocence, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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Banana Surplus

Submitted Apr 29th 2009, 07:03

Innocence

Submitted Apr 27th 2009, 07:18