Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Benji Carlisle

A Short History

Since joining on 9/5/07, Benji has published 5 works. Two Toms is Always Too Many remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Carlisle led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading My fist and your face on a date.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Two Toms is Always Too Many

Submitted May 10th 2007, 22:52

The big head or the big empty

Submitted May 10th 2007, 22:43

my reoccurring dream about gene hackman

Submitted May 10th 2007, 22:41

My fist and your face on a date

Submitted May 9th 2007, 21:57

Gap-toothed-know-it-all

Submitted May 9th 2007, 21:50