Very Bad Poetry

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Poet Anthology

Ben Chic

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Ben has published 3 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Ben's entry named Turn Your Head, Cabin Boy, but we straightened up when Ben delivered a new low in poetry with Turn Your Head, Cabin Boy, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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Turn Your Head, Cabin Boy

Submitted Aug 26th 2008, 08:20

Turn Your Head, Cabin Boy

Submitted Aug 26th 2008, 08:20

Turn Your Head, Cabin Boy

Submitted Aug 26th 2008, 08:19