Very Bad Poetry

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It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Apple Pie

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Apple has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Apple's entry named To Kelly, but we straightened up when Apple delivered a new low in poetry with Cock Tease, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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To Kelly

Submitted Jun 17th 2010, 04:18

Cock Tease

Submitted Mar 26th 2010, 16:01