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Poet Anthology

Anonymous Thomas

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Anonymous has published 188 works. The fat must die remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Thomas led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading The Book Thief.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

The fat must die

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

Conformist

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50

The Book Thief

Submitted Jun 3rd 2011, 12:29

Everyone

Submitted Jun 3rd 2011, 12:20

1984

Submitted May 29th 2011, 14:48

It's funny because it's true

Submitted May 7th 2011, 13:47

REVOLUTION

Submitted May 7th 2011, 13:32

Gibberish Climax

Submitted Mar 26th 2011, 11:30

Blasphemy

Submitted Mar 26th 2011, 10:37

Creepy dolls

Submitted Mar 26th 2011, 10:32

Still at the parade

Submitted Mar 26th 2011, 10:25

Gadafi Tsunami Earthquake

Submitted Mar 26th 2011, 10:13

Music and Color

Submitted Mar 7th 2011, 21:58

Time

Submitted Mar 6th 2011, 18:31

Again I find nothing

Submitted Mar 6th 2011, 18:29

All the poetry in the land.

Submitted Mar 5th 2011, 23:21

Headache

Submitted Mar 5th 2011, 23:17

Tomorrow's nightmares

Submitted Mar 5th 2011, 23:15

Typing this was hard.

Submitted Mar 5th 2011, 22:56

Fond memories of my encyclopedias

Submitted Feb 27th 2011, 21:45

A poem I forgot then remembered again.

Submitted Feb 27th 2011, 21:19

I used to be alive.

Submitted Feb 27th 2011, 21:06

Plums are better than dates.

Submitted Feb 26th 2011, 11:53

Just a question.

Submitted Feb 25th 2011, 21:35

Daniel dies always

Submitted Feb 17th 2011, 19:12

You're not God!!!!

Submitted Feb 15th 2011, 18:36

I hate Dean Koontz

Submitted Feb 15th 2011, 18:24

Nervous Haiku

Submitted Feb 14th 2011, 20:06

In dogs we trust

Submitted Feb 14th 2011, 20:00

Beautiful words

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 14:05

If you read this. you will burn

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 14:01

In loving memor

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 13:12

The Quote of the Night

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 13:11

ode to Robot Jones

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 13:05

The only good poem

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 12:00

I'm sorry

Submitted Feb 12th 2011, 23:26

Ma al Salama

Submitted Feb 12th 2011, 23:05

A clue

Submitted Feb 12th 2011, 23:00

Duermete Gerardo.

Submitted Feb 12th 2011, 22:53

whither and be forgotten

Submitted Feb 12th 2011, 22:49

whiter and be forgotten

Submitted Feb 12th 2011, 22:49

P

Submitted Feb 12th 2011, 22:44

The murder of the shadow

Submitted Feb 12th 2011, 22:43

I only dream at night

Submitted Feb 12th 2011, 22:32

Seducing the Snake

Submitted Feb 12th 2011, 22:27

Nothing

Submitted Feb 12th 2011, 21:54

misunderstanding.

Submitted Feb 6th 2011, 21:12

Winter Wind

Submitted Feb 6th 2011, 21:06

I submit this poem because I can

Submitted Feb 6th 2011, 20:26

Oatmeal

Submitted Jan 16th 2011, 11:08

Black & Gray

Submitted Jan 15th 2011, 11:31

I prefer to remain Anonymous

Submitted Jan 15th 2011, 11:23

permanently nocturnal.

Submitted Jan 7th 2011, 16:30

I need to make a poopie.

Submitted Dec 30th 2010, 20:09

He deleted my soul.

Submitted Dec 30th 2010, 19:00

Th universe expands too.

Submitted Dec 30th 2010, 18:57

Bad Breath.

Submitted Dec 30th 2010, 18:55

Too bad.

Submitted Dec 30th 2010, 18:52

Anger & confusion

Submitted Dec 30th 2010, 13:33

Publish my poems

Submitted Dec 29th 2010, 00:26

cum in your face.

Submitted Dec 29th 2010, 00:20

*sigh

Submitted Dec 29th 2010, 00:18

Michael Jackson died. So did Jesus.

Submitted Dec 29th 2010, 00:12

The hospital has closed.

Submitted Dec 27th 2010, 15:41

I have 5 followers now!!!

Submitted Dec 27th 2010, 14:49

2010 is dead let's eat.

Submitted Dec 27th 2010, 14:47

You don't know me

Submitted Dec 27th 2010, 14:34

You don't know me

Submitted Dec 27th 2010, 14:33

News not heard.

Submitted Dec 26th 2010, 23:44

People die sometimes.

Submitted Dec 26th 2010, 23:30

I die in your dreams

Submitted Dec 22nd 2010, 11:28

Anonymous Murder Confession

Submitted Dec 22nd 2010, 11:20

Bob the pen speaks again

Submitted Dec 22nd 2010, 11:16

The last poem ever

Submitted Dec 22nd 2010, 11:04

I'll pig out anyways

Submitted Dec 22nd 2010, 11:03

Not hungry. Not full.

Submitted Dec 22nd 2010, 10:59

I will be gone

Submitted Dec 22nd 2010, 10:52

I don't know what to title this

Submitted Dec 21st 2010, 19:28

I don't know what to title this

Submitted Dec 21st 2010, 15:33

Pain still hurts

Submitted Dec 17th 2010, 22:47

I am not a witch/whore

Submitted Dec 17th 2010, 22:38

Pain hurts

Submitted Dec 17th 2010, 22:23

Run from the Sun

Submitted Dec 16th 2010, 21:05

Astronauts just want to have fun

Submitted Dec 15th 2010, 21:47

I'll never stop submitting poems

Submitted Dec 15th 2010, 21:43

Fusion-Ha

Submitted Dec 15th 2010, 21:38

Poem for God

Submitted Dec 15th 2010, 21:31

Poem for God

Submitted Dec 15th 2010, 21:29

Love Life.

Submitted Dec 15th 2010, 21:25

Brain wash

Submitted Dec 15th 2010, 21:22

Brain wash

Submitted Dec 15th 2010, 21:17

Brain wash

Submitted Dec 15th 2010, 21:16

Brain wash

Submitted Dec 15th 2010, 21:16

unDeniable

Submitted Dec 15th 2010, 21:08

It's getting late

Submitted Dec 15th 2010, 21:07

You are a speed bump

Submitted Dec 15th 2010, 21:03

Thank you

Submitted Dec 14th 2010, 17:29

sensitive nazi

Submitted Dec 14th 2010, 17:25

Voldemort

Submitted Dec 13th 2010, 20:38

The best poem of all time!!!!

Submitted Dec 13th 2010, 16:15

Forest of Wood

Submitted Dec 12th 2010, 19:41

Bodies out of breath

Submitted Dec 12th 2010, 18:58

LGBT

Submitted Dec 12th 2010, 18:47

Across the universe

Submitted Dec 12th 2010, 15:27

Alter ego

Submitted Dec 11th 2010, 12:49

Grass Tears

Submitted Dec 11th 2010, 11:58

Kill him

Submitted Dec 11th 2010, 11:33

Disturbing images

Submitted Dec 11th 2010, 11:18

Pooping Penises

Submitted Dec 11th 2010, 10:57

Long hair

Submitted Dec 11th 2010, 10:53

warm water/ cold world

Submitted Dec 9th 2010, 20:11

brb

Submitted Dec 9th 2010, 20:06

brb

Submitted Dec 9th 2010, 20:06

brb

Submitted Dec 9th 2010, 19:09

Happy Birthday

Submitted Dec 8th 2010, 20:47

Happy Birthday

Submitted Dec 8th 2010, 17:46

Strange way to say hello

Submitted Dec 8th 2010, 17:30

She was raised by hamsters

Submitted Dec 8th 2010, 17:26

I can explain

Submitted Dec 8th 2010, 17:19

Kakorrhaphiphobia

Submitted Dec 7th 2010, 17:15

His name is Haiku

Submitted Dec 7th 2010, 16:02

Dangerously good poem

Submitted Dec 7th 2010, 15:49

Incredible Insomnia

Submitted Dec 5th 2010, 20:35

From Hell...

Submitted Dec 5th 2010, 11:55

Dandruff Holiday

Submitted Dec 5th 2010, 11:52

The best website ever.

Submitted Dec 5th 2010, 11:49

I KILLED HITLER!!!!

Submitted Dec 5th 2010, 11:24

Nostalgic for unbirth

Submitted Dec 5th 2010, 11:08

Accidental submission

Submitted Dec 5th 2010, 10:42

Good people

Submitted Dec 5th 2010, 10:38

Midnight Execution

Submitted Dec 5th 2010, 10:36

Bloody Hell

Submitted Dec 5th 2010, 10:24

Empty Threats

Submitted Dec 5th 2010, 10:03

Dear Diary,

Submitted Dec 5th 2010, 09:57

FUNeral

Submitted Dec 4th 2010, 12:43

Thanks!

Submitted Dec 4th 2010, 12:32

Adventures of a bad poem.

Submitted Dec 4th 2010, 12:29

H

Submitted Nov 24th 2010, 20:20

H

Submitted Nov 24th 2010, 19:24

Over 9000

Submitted Nov 24th 2010, 19:18

Goodnight sweet prince.

Submitted Nov 20th 2010, 22:44

2012 : why the history channel still exists

Submitted Nov 20th 2010, 12:58

As the keyboard indicates.

Submitted Nov 18th 2010, 18:56

For your information.

Submitted Nov 18th 2010, 18:51

pen name....

Submitted Nov 18th 2010, 18:50

Multi-tasker

Submitted Nov 18th 2010, 18:48

Crazy blue ball in the dark

Submitted Nov 18th 2010, 18:40

Anonymous Annoyance

Submitted Nov 18th 2010, 18:38

SUBMIT

Submitted Nov 18th 2010, 18:36

Imagine............................

Submitted Nov 18th 2010, 18:26

Laugh unloud

Submitted Nov 18th 2010, 18:22

My red laptop.

Submitted Nov 18th 2010, 18:14

Forgetful Freddie

Submitted Nov 16th 2010, 20:01

No one gives a damn

Submitted Nov 13th 2010, 10:23

THE 35TH POEM

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 21:42

Student's advice

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 21:32

Depressed Dolphin

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 21:18

By Anonymous Thomas

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 21:11

Armegeddon 2

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 21:07

Title

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 20:58

Old men can sit.

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 20:46

Lies

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 17:16

Forgetful, but not mute.

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 16:59

The Finnish are finished

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 16:54

Eternal Dirt

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 16:32

Teacher's advice

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 16:29

Anonymous

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 16:26

Stop copying me!

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 16:24

This

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 16:21

I never laugh.

Submitted Nov 12th 2010, 16:20

For a noble cause

Submitted Nov 11th 2010, 15:47

How long must I cry

Submitted Nov 10th 2010, 20:36

A fact

Submitted Nov 10th 2010, 20:32

An opinion.

Submitted Nov 10th 2010, 20:25

Strangers have souls too.

Submitted Nov 10th 2010, 18:00

BAD

Submitted Nov 10th 2010, 17:56

59 Hours later....

Submitted Nov 10th 2010, 17:33

Impatience

Submitted Nov 10th 2010, 17:32

Just tell me to go away...

Submitted Nov 10th 2010, 17:29

Accept me

Submitted Nov 10th 2010, 17:17

Writers Block

Submitted Nov 10th 2010, 17:16

Writers Block

Submitted Nov 10th 2010, 17:14

Fuck you

Submitted Nov 8th 2010, 16:16

The bad guy

Submitted Nov 8th 2010, 16:07

The very bad poem

Submitted Nov 8th 2010, 15:53

In the beginning...

Submitted Nov 8th 2010, 15:38

11/7/10

Submitted Nov 7th 2010, 20:16