Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




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Poet Anthology

anna karenina

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, anna has published 6 works. My Friend Joey remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa karenina led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading I HATE MEXICAN NOVELLAS!!.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

My Friend Joey

Submitted Jun 3rd 2011, 16:45

My Friend Jerry

Submitted Jun 3rd 2011, 16:43

I WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA

Submitted Jun 3rd 2011, 16:27

I HATE MEXICAN NOVELLAS!!

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 15:58

What I said When You asked Me Out Haiku

Submitted Jan 8th 2011, 12:19

First Kiss

Submitted Jan 8th 2011, 12:08