Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Michael Michaels

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Michael has published 10 works. Not Really remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Michaels led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading A Strange Day.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Not Really

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:16

You and Yours

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:13

You Brought it on Yourself

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:04

A Strange Day

Submitted Oct 14th 2009, 12:14

There goes stability

Submitted Oct 14th 2009, 12:07

If they knew what I know

Submitted May 29th 2009, 05:17

I Don't Get It

Submitted Mar 18th 2009, 00:39

Musings on the breakdown

Submitted Feb 25th 2009, 23:29

It doesn't work

Submitted Feb 25th 2009, 23:25

Loves assymetry

Submitted Feb 25th 2009, 08:38