Very Bad Poetry

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Poet Anthology

Troy Lumber

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Troy has published 3 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Troy's entry named Deep, but we straightened up when Troy delivered a new low in poetry with Death From Above, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Deep

Submitted Apr 21st 2009, 20:00

Death From Above

Submitted Apr 21st 2009, 19:45

Reptilicus

Submitted Apr 7th 2009, 17:43