Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Daniella Princess of Doom

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Daniella has published 20 works. Tale of a Night Watch Man remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Princess of Doom led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Digital Doomsday.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Tale of a Night Watch Man

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 11:53

This is Your Brain On Sex.

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 12:21

A History of Trying Things

Submitted Jun 20th 2011, 10:57

Digital Doomsday

Submitted Jun 20th 2011, 06:53

I Remember When Your Name Was Diego.

Submitted Jun 16th 2011, 10:19

Stand In Line Like Russians

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 12:49

Some Dumb Fax

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 12:43

Bitch You've Got Typhoid

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 12:37

Luchadores

Submitted Jun 10th 2011, 10:24

Your Time Machine is My Time Machine

Submitted Jun 10th 2011, 10:06

I Dreamt of You Weevils

Submitted Jun 9th 2011, 13:39

I Ate Breakfast Alone

Submitted Jun 9th 2011, 13:34

My Phone's Been Compromised

Submitted May 2nd 2011, 12:06

The Rectory At Night

Submitted Dec 7th 2010, 18:26

Lamenting Marvin

Submitted Oct 14th 2010, 12:27

Microcosm of Deception

Submitted Aug 20th 2010, 12:55

Lourdes, Flapjacks!

Submitted May 20th 2010, 12:31

Ulysses Grant S

Submitted May 5th 2010, 12:49

Father, Fleas

Submitted Jan 11th 2010, 15:17

Remit To India

Submitted Jun 28th 2009, 16:35