Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Mister Vacuum

A Short History

Since joining on 20/7/08, Mister hasn't published a single poem. It's not that Mister find it hard to write, nor is it simply a matter of malfeasance or flawed jurisprudence. We're going to feed it you you straight -- the work that Mister is producing is on such a high level that we keep rejecting it because it's too good.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology