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Crunchy Indians

Jim'Bo Dada

And Andrew Jackson
ordered his forces
to mow through red man's balanced lovefest with nature
as if it was only
so much September corn
ripened to brew the whiskey
he would one day be mascot
4.

Breakfast cereal they became
these proud and
centered
warriors!
Fodder for chomping children
of the GREAT eXperiment
to destroy before lunch.

Pox on the Occident extended.
Balm on the culturally
emasculated
red
man
in his
desparate
holding pattern
waiting for
James Douglas Morrison
to
set
him
free
at last.

Jim'Bo Dada joined on 30/11/99. Read more of Jim'Bo's terrible poetry at the Jim'Bo anthology. Here are three of Jim'Bo's latest works:

DeTox Hard-On

Submitted Mar 19th, 04:54

Crunchy Indians

Submitted Mar 18th, 18:48