Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 533

Randomly Selected Bad Poem

Road Bump

Robert Hawkins

Driving along the way.
Hit a jarring bump.
Hope I hit a pothole.
Fearing the worst.
Roll down the window.
Look south.
The direction I had come.
Driving so fast.
My God what have I done.
Never mind.
It's just Steve Wakeling.
rlh

note; so what.

Robert Hawkins joined on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the Robert anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

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Submitted Apr 16th, 22:30